I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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