what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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