actually, I'm a sock model
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
