just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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