i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Randomize
