i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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