I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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