Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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