rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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