I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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