Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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