It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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