Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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