We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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