we're chasing vodka with high fives
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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