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(847): View more from Illinois

can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...

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(330): View more from Ohio

I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.

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(847): View more from Illinois

you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?

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(734): View more from Michigan

Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..

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(951): View more from California

I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.

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(916): View more from California

You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.

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