i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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