Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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