Only a mothe r could love this liver
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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