I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
