yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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