How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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