You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
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