I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I think people are normalizing furries
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
