I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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