At least make sure they are 18
Why
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
