We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
