I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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