Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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