I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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