Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Are my feet made of real feet?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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