I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Randomize
