so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
is it fun? or sober?
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