So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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