I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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