What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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