At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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