im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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