we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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