New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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