What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
