i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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