If i come over, it means nothing
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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