guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Acid is not a monday night drug
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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