I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
a search helicopter?!
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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