can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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