problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
