I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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