The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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