Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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