i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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