I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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