im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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