At least make sure they are 18
Why
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
