let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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