What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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